These will grow on you, Roy

Cowboys wide receiver Roy Williams announced last week he is growing a mustache for charity. The Mustache for Kids Challenge encourages fans to support public school classrooms. We’ve offered up a few suggestions for Roy as to which direction he could go with his mustache. Vote for your favorite below:

The Magnum: To pull off the Magnum look, you need a Tigers hat, a Hawaiian shirt, a Ferrari and lots of chest hair.

 

The Handlebar: The granddaddy of all mustaches. It takes years of dedication to grow a true Handlebar.

The Chaplin: For this look it is very important to have the derby hat as an accessory just to avoid any confusion.

The Biker: Easily the toughest stache of the bunch. You don’t want to mess with a dude with Biker stache.

The Civil War: The war may be over but the mustache lives on. The Civil War stache unites the mutton chops.

The Fu Manchu: For an Eastern look, try this out. But watch out, the long ends could get caught in a facemask.

The Pencil: The minimalists approach to mustaches requires daily (and sometimes twice a day) treatment.

The Kimbo: Call it the anti-Pencil. The Kimbo is months and months in the making with no trimming necessary.

Mr. Potato Head: The Mr. Potato Head mustache is interchangeable and fun for kids ages 2 and up.

The Larry Bird: This mustache actually looks better on Roy than it did Larry Bird. Guys with blond hair should never have mustaches.

The Vacuum: This mustache is sure to catch more crumbs than a dust buster.

The French Waiter: If Roy goes with this mustache he will have to pronounce his first name as "Waa."

The Bolts: Had Roy been traded to San Diego instead of Dallas this might have been a good choice.

The Roy: This one is like a "Hello my name is" tag for your face.

Comments

[T.C.]

The Magnum mustache is almost as sweet as my Hughes 500D helicopter.

[Higgins]

Oh my God! This is outrageous! I can't stand to see lads sporting the bloody "Magnum" mustache. The next one I see I'll have Zeus and Apollo attack them.

[Kari H]

Don't forget to show your support for Roy's mustache by making a donation to a public school classroom on DonorsChoose.org! www.DonorsChoose.org/RoyWilliams